May 28th, 2012

You know you're British when...

  • Hot weather: Omg it's boiling i'm overheating so much we must have a hosepipe ban what why no i want to use the hose even though ive never wanted to use it before in my life but now its banned i must use it oh god we're all dehydrating oh god its a heatwave we're going to shrivel up and die omg i'm burnt everyones burning oh fuck freckles everywhere its only going to continue we'll never be cold again there's not enough water oh my god it's hotter than fucking hawaii i wish it was cold weather it's so much better than hot weather
  • Cold weather: Omg it's freezing old people are all going to die oh fuck we've run out of salt the country is a at a standstill there's too much snow I can't get anywhere we're snowed in we're going to die omg there's ice we're all going to fall over and die fuck off rain it's so annoying oh no my hair i hate rain why is it so cold omg there's so much wind it'd be warm if there wasn't any wind fuck i wish it was hot weather it's so much better than cold weather

one of the worst things is when your boyfriend/friend is really sad and upset, and you can’t say or do anything to change that. at least not through the internet. and they say “I don’t want to be here” and you just want them to live with you until all the shit is sorted and make them happy and take their mind off it all but you can’t.

I feel so bad for him.

I wish I could do something. 

  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
strictlythemaine:

Jared pulls off this look so well it’s almost hard to believe.

strictlythemaine:

Jared pulls off this look so well it’s almost hard to believe.

(via themainefollowers)